Jarhead John gleefully reports that beer guts save lives, according to Fox News.

Drink more beer guys. Healthday News reports that men with “more to love” around the middle are more likely to survive a serious car crash. Sorry ladies, the same does not hold true for you. Studies have also shown that most women tend to pack on the bulk in their hips and thighs; not the areas necessary to protect vital organs in a crash.

Just remember, don’t test this theory immediately after the beer is consumed. Drinking and driving don’t mix. Read the article here.