A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and sat
down. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused when, on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the
Man(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man
replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the
bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said: "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign That said: "Logan's Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling", and I had to smile.

Then She placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said,"Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This
Accident"… I just lost it."

>"CASE DISMISSED!!"