A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.   Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"

H/T to friend Debbie for sending this to me.