Whether a man winds up with a nest egg,
or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man
gets so busy earnin’ his salt that he forgets
his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse,
but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one;
but the trouble starts when they try to decide
which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife
like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an
old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets
the past – but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, “Honey, you
stick to the washin’, ironin’, cookin’ and
scrubbin’. No wife of mine is gonna “work”.”

Many girls like to marry a military man – he can
cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health,
and he’s already used to taking orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this
way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren’t paved.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old
you are?

You know you are getting old, when everything
either dries up or leaks.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray
and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.

H/T to Charming, Just Charming