Schedule of Events

7:00 Pm ~ Opening Flag Burning.

7:15 Pm ~ Pledge Of Allegiance To The U. N.

7:20 Pm ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

7:25 Pm ~ Nonreligious Prayer And Worship – Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 Pm ~ Ceremonial Tree Hugging – Darryl Hannah

7:55 Pm ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

8:00 Pm ~ How I Invented The Internet – Al Gore

8:15 Pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning Rosie O’Donnell

8:35 Pm ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

8:40 Pm ~ Our Troops Are War Criminals – John Kerry

9.00 Pm ~ Memorial Service For Saddam And His Sons – Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon

10:00 Pm ~ “Answering Machine Etiquette” – Alec Baldwin

11:00 Pm ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

11:05 Pm ~ Collection For The Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund – Barbara Streisand

11:15 Pm ~ Free The Freedom Fighters From Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn

11:30 Pm ~ Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 Pm ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

11:50 Pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down The World Trade Towers – Howard Dean

12:15 Am ~ “Truth In Broadcasting Award” – Presented To Dan Rather By Michael Moore

12:25 Am ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast

12:30 Am ~ Satellite Address – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 Am ~ Nomination Of Hilary Rodham Clinton – Nancy Pelosi

1:00 Am ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

1:05 Am ~ Coronation Of Hilary Rodham Clinton.

1:30 Am ~ Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast.

1:35 Am ~ Bill Clinton Asks Ted Kennedy To Drive Hilary Home