“If I’m not going to be president, why oh why did I stay married for all these years to that philandering jackass?”

This week, Burt Prelutsky expresses sympathy for the devil Hillary Clinton in her failed bid for the Oval Office, describing her as a sort of “Cinderella-in-Reverse”.

After all, it wasn’t that long ago that she was trying on ermine, pearls and a diamond tiara, preparing for her coronation, when suddenly, out of the blue, this Barack Obama shows up claiming to be the rightful heir to the throne.